MEANWHILE ON EARTH...

The daily adventures of driveway diplomacy. A lighthearted look at the universal struggle for parking space harmony!

⏰ 2:30 PM
16 MIN BLOCKAGE

AMAZON Delivery Adventure

When the sidewalk is just too far away... 😅 Empty space available just feet away!

⏱️ Blockage Time: 16 minutes

📅 Recorded: November 15, 2024

⏰ 10:15 AM
12 MIN BLOCKAGE

UPS Parking Puzzle

Large vehicle + empty sidewalk = interesting parking choices! 🚚

⏱️ Blockage Time: 12 minutes

📅 Recorded: November 12, 2024

⏰ 1:45 PM
3 MIN DELIVERY

FEDEX Parking Pro

Proof that it can be done right! Uses empty sidewalk space like a champ! 🏆

✅ No Driveway Blockage

📅 Recorded: November 18, 2024

⏰ 8:30 AM
25 MIN BLOCKAGE

CONTRACTOR Extended Visit

When "I'll just be a minute" turns into a morning adventure! ☕

⏱️ Blockage Time: 25 minutes

📅 Recorded: November 10, 2024

BY THE NUMBERS

25 Years of driving experience
0 Driveways I've ever blocked
47+ Documented incidents
1 Company that gets it right

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PAGE? YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH! 😄

This is just a lighthearted look at the universal struggle for parking space harmony. We're all just trying to get through the day!

To the companies: Maybe show this to your drivers during training? FedEx proves it's possible to deliver without blocking driveways!

To fellow homeowners: You're not alone in this daily adventure! Share a laugh and maybe we can all get better parking karma. ✨

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